MAX LOVED N SUPPORTED GUS SO MUCH SOMEBODY HOLd ME


everything is going to be okay.

middle-aged max struggling with erectile dysfunction but swallowing his pride and asking for an rx for cialis or what the fuck ever anyway because even after 35 years with gus he still wants to hit that so bad he's willing to cough up $30 a month in copays to make it happen... okay that's all bye


max and gus' spooning and watching house of cards and gus really over-identifying with frank and high-fiving the fuck out of max like "eyyyyyyyyy" during the threechum scene


gus and max kicking everyone's ass at their neighborhood potlucks... gus gets really competitive, and max tries to protest that you can't win a potluck, but gus def doesn't agree and truth be told, max doesn't really either.


gus is def best frenemies with a soccer mom on their block and he fucking hates her and the nasty chicken pot pie biscuits she brings to literally every get-together and max tries to make him relax about it but gus just stares at her w those glassy eyes full of hatred like "oh, linda, hi!" whenever they end up at the same party and it's all rlly awkward for poor max


idk if you've seen this one but gustavo fring looking at young max's shapely butt and thick arms like "nice 😏," gustavo fring looking at middle-aged max's beer gut and receding hairline like "nice 😏" gustavo fring looking at elderly max's liver spots and the weird hair growing out of his ears like "nice 😏"


brockcantillos:

send me gus/max headcanons


Imagine Gus taking Max to avant-garde shows at art galleries and Max being all "???" at some of the weirder pieces and muttering little snarky asides under his breath, making Gus's mouth twitch just a little bit as he tries not to show his amusement because fine art is very serious, Maximino


brockcantillos:

send me gus/max headcanons